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Joke of the Day

"They read them up side down Why don't bats enjoy r/jokes?"

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"What did the Elephant say to the naked man? That's cute but can you breath through it?"
"I feel like MacGyver- given a bottle opener and a bottle of beer, I was able to crudely fashion an open bottle of beer."
"What do you call an asian who hates black people? A member of the Kru Krux Kran"
"One day I hope to watch a cable show that says ""Brought to you by.. The bill you pay every fucking month."""
"Why are there 5 syllables in the word ""monosyllabic""?"
"what did the buffalo say when his son left for college? bye son"
"Stay out of sight - Lei Lo"
"Why can't PC gamers use Uber? Too many incompatible drivers."
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't."