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Joke of the Day
"What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph? ""Sure you can!"""
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"Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster."
"I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin."
"4-year-old: Can you hold my rubber ducky? Me: *takes the ducky* Why? 4: I dropped it in the toilet."
"Cat Negotiator: Ok, so we'll shit in a box in your house and you will clean it up Humans: And you will be a loyal friend Cat: hahahaha sure"
"What do you call a serial killer that rides a bike? A Cyclepath"
"I think my girlfriend has had 61 lovers before me... Because she calls me her sixty second lover"
"What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip-Hop!"
"Why do women have boobs? So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got... Thanks Family Guy."
"Maybe I'm the good kind of fat like an avocado."