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Joke of the Day
"In the Super Mario Bros movie, instead of a gag reel, did they have... bloopers?"
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"Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting too fat? A: She fits into your wife's clothes."
"We go to college to get a good job to buy an expensive tv to watch truck drivers on the discovery channel."
"Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance"
"A friend and I were playing chess, and we wanted to make things interesting. So we stopped playing chess."
"WARNING! If you get an e-mail with the title of ""Nude Photo of Newt Gingrich"" DO NOT OPEN IT! It IS a nude photo of Newt Gingrich."
"Did you know there's a bird named after a dildo? The wood pecker."
"[snowman rings doorbell] Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something about a ""snow blower"" and was wondering where I might find one."
"""Son, do you know why we named you Easter Bunny?"" *sigh* ""Because you don't b-"" ""BECAUSE WE DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU"""
"""Honey, the baby sure is fussy. Why don't we go see a movie after we goto a nice, quiet restaurant?"""