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Joke of the Day

"""I don't have to outrun the bear! Just you!"" Wrong. Bears are so sick of that joke, they skip the slow guy and eat the fast guy now."

"Why don't Jewish guys give oral sex? It's too close to the gas chamber."

"Did you know? Did you know that babies, fresh from the womb, can see all around them for 10 seconds.....after they're decapitated"

"What was the name of Europe's most famous Jewish knight? Sir cumcised"

"My ex-wife was deaf... She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs."

"I hate suicide bombers... ..... they should just kill themselves"

"What do you call a Cow on the moon? A Moo - nwalker"

"I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*"

"What has a bottom at the top? legs"

"""Is that your dog?"" ""No, actually she's adopted... we were unable to conceive a dog naturally ourselves"""