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Joke of the Day

"Did you know? Did you know that babies, fresh from the womb, can see all around them for 10 seconds.....after they're decapitated"

"iPhone 6 for $900 or a ski mask for $1.99.. Your choice"

"Why are people afraid to talk to black people? Their scared they'll say something nigative"

"Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist? Because he feels for everyone."

"I don't talk about it a lot but I've been to outer space many times."

"The makers of Dr Pepper are changing their recipe, using less expensive ingredients. The new soda will be called, Nurse Practicioner Pepper."

"Did you hear about the guy who bought a ring for his under age fiance? Apparently he went to Jared's."

"I lasted 1 hour and 30 seconds while having sex last night... Thank you daylight savings!"

"So if pro's are the opposite of con's... Then what is the opposite of progress?"

"Hey girl are you like a gorilla exhibit? Cause I want to drop a baby in you."