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Joke of the Day
"What was the name of Europe's most famous Jewish knight? Sir cumcised"
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"""Hi yes I'd like to attempt the Cheeseburger challenge"" ""Very good sir"" [ripped as hell cheeseburger runs out of the kitchen & bodyslams me]"
"Doctor Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!"
"Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... - Me trying not to drop a baby."
"So I called the rape helpline... ... they said they only help victims"
"Butterfly I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned"
"I'm hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm, if you can't come, let me know."
"A Japanese man observes his son scratching his knee. He comments, ""Itchy knee, son?"" The son replies, ""I already know how to count, Dad!"""
"Hey TV producers! Create a show for white people called ""Brunch Wars"". You're welcome."
"*experiences all five stages of grief while the waiter walks by my table with what I thought was my dinner*"