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Joke of the Day

"How many light bulbs does it take to change people?"

"I can't believe I just stopped a girl from being rapped. I got tired and stopped chasing her."

"Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars."

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Damn"

"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? OBAMA'S tie"

"Got one for the guys (semi-nsfw) Here's a joke: ""pussy!"" ............... Don't get it? Well you never will!"

"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake at night, wondering if there is a dog."

"Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23? Because then he will always be in prime."

"""Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."""

"Hot waitress just gave me her digits! I have them in a cooler in my trunk."