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Joke of the Day
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut."
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"5 Second Fiction Thirty Two Yes she had once said ""Not if you were the last man on Earth"" but Barry was sure the actual Apocalypse had changed that."
"Catch Pokemon? No thanks. I'm STD- Free."
"Margaret Sanger."
"Why are black people so bad at walking up stairs? Cause niggas be trippin"
"Oh, a BEAR hug. *starts putting clothes back on*"
"Thanks to Day Light Savings.... ....I've masturbated for an hour and 30 seconds."
"Did you hear about the recent earthquake research? The information is groundbreaking"
"What stops your hair from falling? The floor"
"What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common? They are both green and get smoked in bowls!"