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Joke of the Day

"I want a romantic comedy trailer that starts, ""Ben was looking for love in all the wrong places,"" and then shows Ben digging up a grave."

"What do you get when you put a knife in a babys ass? A hard on"

"Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces? The pawn shop."

"What breed will Donald Trumps dog be if he wins the election? A Border Collie"

"I'm working on my second $million I finally gave up on the first."

"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick"

"What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !"

"Why are white people racist against black people? Cause they have smaller PPs lol"

"i get sad for like an hour and then happy for 5 minutes and then sad for another hour and then happy for 3 minutes omg break ups r real hard"

"SARCASM: Giving me the exclusive power to humiliate idiots without them knowing it."