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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !"
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"I don't believe in Santa I guess you could say I'm a rebel without a Claus."
"I knew someone had added dirt to my garden. And so, the plot thickens"
"A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving The officer asked ""how high are you?"" The man replied ""no officer, its hi how are you"""
"Whenever a character in a book praises the cleverness of another character's idea, it's really just the author praising their own idea."
"*puts on satin, full length pajamas for men, slips into bed* yes... time to text some girls the word 'hey' and only the word 'hey'"
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe"
"What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear"
"If you're ever chased by a police dog ...don't run over a see-saw, crawl through a tunnel or jump through a hoop. They're trained for that sort of thing"
"My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect."