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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS? RICE-IS"
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"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph... Because he's not a full essay"
"Please keep yelling incoherently at strangers on the internet about which candidate you think is best. This will surely change their minds"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona? Tucson."
"A man has a steering wheel coming out of his fly First man, why is that steering whell coming out of your fly? Second man, It's driving me nuts."
"Since yesterday was the National Day of Prayer, today must be the National Day of Disappointment."
"I told my Mexican student to turn in his essay He said ""I ain't no snitch!""."
"What's the difference between the IRS and Jared Fogle? The IRS waits until you're 18 to fuck you."
"As I sat there twirling my finger in my hair, I thought ...I really need to shave my balls"