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Joke of the Day

"My coworker loses her keycard so much she just legally changed her name to Guest Badge."

"Ironman is my favorite story about how sleep deprivation can make you a sarcastic, neurotic superhero without being a parent."

"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs I stole this joke from somewhere..."

"Damn shame some of ya'll will get on twitter to say Goodmorning before even brushing your teeth. #mustymouthtweet"

"A Roman Walks into a Bar He holds up two fingers, and says ""'l'll Have 5 Beers Please"""

"My baby's sick. We used rectal thermometer on him & he didn't even mind. Looks like we might have a little choreographer on our hands."

"Why was 6 afraid of 11? Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind."

"In 3rd grade the bus driver missed my house but I was too embarrassed to say anything so I got off at the last stop and started a new life."

"[OC] What is the pope's favorite mode of transportation? A mitre-cycle!"

"Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it."