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Joke of the Day
"My coworker loses her keycard so much she just legally changed her name to Guest Badge."
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"Whats the most insensitive spot on a man's penis? The man I really need a counter joke for that one"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 jumpers they went 79 stories in 10 seconds."
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam"
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"If Elsa could bring snow to life why didn't she make herself some pets? I'd have like 50 snowcats by now."
"why does everyone in breath mint commercials have to be so horny"
"Who's the most racist super hero? White Power Ranger!"
"It would be terrible to be blind and get cancer. You would never see it coming."