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Joke of the Day

"50 notifications later and I regret commenting on your status."

"I had a big mix up at the store today. Apparently when the clerk said strip down facing me, she was referring to my credit card."

"Santa accidentally ran over a man. The poor fellow was sleigh-n."

"what travels around the world but stays in one corner? postage stamp"

"We now return to 'CANADIAN SNIPER' *canadian sniper shoots an enemy* *canadian sniper yells 'sorry' from far away*"

"Why does Manny Pacquiao hate Spring so much? Because of May weather."

"If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?"

"I'm so tired of seeing cheesy puns on reddit all the time... I swiss they would just stop already."

"You know what jokes are the worst? Lesbian jokes. Those are for pussies."

"I do this really cute thing, where if I walk by a car that has a stick figure family on their back window, I peel a kid off."