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Joke of the Day
"what travels around the world but stays in one corner? postage stamp"
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"My buddies said I should sign up for a Golf Tournament I told them no, I always lose, Then they said it was for crippled children. I thought, well damn, maybe I could win this then."
"What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo"
"""For I am Christ the Redeemer, He Who Saves!""- Jesus, using his coupons."
"Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None They don't make Pampers small enough."
"What time does Sean Connery like to go to Wimbledon at? Tenish."
"Why does Japan have a high life expectancy? It is full of anti - occidents"
"Does it make you an acrobat if you get suspended from the chandelier by your drawers after falling over the 2nd floor railing?"
"[at the gun store] Me: I'll take that gun & a box of ammo Clerk: that'll be $250 Me [with a gun & a box of ammo]: no"
"harry potter and the prisoner of society"