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Joke of the Day

"A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. The cabbage was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up."

"I dated a guy so arrogant he walked into a post while looking at his reflection in a store window. I left him. Unconscious on the street."

"Did you know that no Pokemon is born racist, they have to be taught that [whispers to Pikachu] grass types are lazy"

"As Newton once said, ""For every male action, there is a female over-reaction""."

"How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament? I met a knight"

"Want to hear a clean Joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty one? Bubbles is a man"

"Rules of Hawaii Going to Hawaii and wearing a plastic garland as opposed one made with real flowers is the best way to tell everyone else you're a cheap lei"

"Who was the least guilty President of the them all? Lincoln. He was in-a-cent."

"A man walks into the bar... The bartender: ""Hi Dave!"" The boss faints."

"One of my nipples is a different color from the other two. Is this normal?"