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Joke of the Day
"Hey you hear about that gay midget? Yeah, he came out of the cupbard."
Next Joke
"Please, by all means, call my landline. I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon"
"Everyone's a feminist until they're stuck on a sinking ship."
"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."
"I tried to do an intense workout that involved 500 sit ups per day But my body couldn't take the ab use"
"Guess what? Chicken Butt"
"All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme."
"I have Note 7...I have a charger....ugh... Bomb has been planted."
"Why Beyonce? Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..."
"What do you get when you cross my mom and my dad? I don't know but my dad said it was a mistake :D"