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Joke of the Day

"Look Mr. Tech Support Dude, you asked if I had any more questions. Sorry if ""What are you wearing?"" wasn't what you had in mind."

"What building has the most stories to tell? The library."

"What's a whales favorite musical group? An orcastra"

"What is OJ Simpson's password on his computer? Slash, slash, backslash, escape."

"The most artistic boxer Just watched some Evander Holyfield highlight videos. Such artistry! He's like the Vincent Van Gogh of the boxing world."

"What do you call a gay cripple? Tomato."

"Pokemon? go fuck yourself"

"I lost my party bot 2000 I'm sure it'll turn up though"

"What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be? A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me."

"'Time to meet your maker' I say, more in hope, as I unpack another box of IKEA furniture."