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Joke of the Day

"The best curve on a woman is her smile ...Hahahaha lmao! No I'm kidding, it's her boobs."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello"" from the other side."

"Knock Knock... *Who's there?* nine-eleven... *nine-eleven who?* **You said you'd never forget!** edit: i accidentally wrote it incorrectly; my sincerest apologies."

"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names."

"Me: Okay 2 it's time for bed 2: NO! Mommy go to bed Me: Okay *goes to bed"

"Flogging Molly is a pretty good Irish punk band; They're also 2 activities typically kept very, very separate."

"Doctor: are you an active marijuana user? Me: not really, I usually just sit on the couch and play video games"

"I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul. Nobody got it."

"Have you heard about the new male contraceptive pill? You put it in your shoe, and it makes you limp."

"Went into a five-star hotel to use the bathroom and now it's a two-star hotel."