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Joke of the Day

"Him: So what are you into? Me: *thinking of the newspaper cutouts of Justin Trudeau all over my bedroom walls and ceiling* Politics."

"The Longest Joke in the World http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"Girlfriend The other day, my girlfriend called me a pedophile... But what does she know, she's only 7."

"Sperm Donor In search of lesbian couple."

"Q: What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A: A dental rental."

"How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!"

"""We're still looking for a side project"" Tornado: *raises hand* we could flip houses ""We've been over this, it's not what you think it is"""

"What do the female reindeer do when they want some fun? They go into town and blow a few bucks."

"What do you call a salty white person? A saltine."

"cops should have two guns to get rid of crime faster . cops should be dual wielding by 2016"