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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A: A dental rental."
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"U.S. DEPT OF FORESTRY: Sir, we believe you're hunting illegally GUY IN ALL CAMO W/ ORANGE HAT: *takes off hat* USDOF: Dammit we lost him"
"Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones? I think it's because usually the punchline is too long"
"You like parachuting? That's messed up... you like the Paris Shooting!?"
"Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan"
"Did you guys hear about the kid getting arrested for bringing a clock to school? Sources say that the teachers were alarmed."
"What do you call a starving robot from space? A C3POpian"
"A guy sees a woman walking her dog... Guy : Wow I didn't know you could walk a cow ! Woman : I'm sorry but this is a dog. Guy : Yes I know, I was talking to the dog."
"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub. Wait..."
"A man goes to the library and asks for a book about suicide. The librarian stares at him for a while and then asks ""But who is going to bring it back?"""