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Joke of the Day
"Jokes don't kill people people who don't get jokes kill people."
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"What's the difference between 9/11 and Tianjin? I'm only 75% sure Jews did Tianjin"
"[holding my aunts stupid idiot baby] what sound does a cow make ""moo!"" good now a dog ""woof woof!"" 2 for 2. now...WHERES THAT MISSING PLANE"
"Did you know Trump nominated a deaf guy to the Presidential cabinet? Congress confirmed him without a hearing."
"What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose"
"You don't really know someone until you observe their behavior around an unlimited salad bar."
"where do y'all wanna go tonight? Bars? The club? ""THE BOG OF DESPAIR"" Gary, after the forest of skulls debacle you don't get to pick anymore"
"What rock group has 4 men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"When your kid makes a funny face, say they will stick that way, then show them the thousands of girls with duck lips on Instagram."
"The clock was bored of his tick-tock... ...so he changed to a better tack-tick."