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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman... An Irishman walks out of a bar."

"What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator? Norse Korea"

"How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes? For me, it's about three fifths."

"If someone calls you fat... Just turn the other chin."

"I started dating an optometrist, but she left me... She just said she couldn't see me anymore."

"I got a Wu ton... Wu tang futon"

"Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop."

"She said she was burning with desire, so I threw a bucket of water at her. Dating is bullshit."

"I LIKE THE WAY YOUR FLESH IS GATHERED ABOUT YOUR SKELETON - from pickup lines draft folder"

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."