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Joke of the Day

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"why was the SJW angry at apple because it wasn't PC."

"Why does the murder no longer use axe? Because he realized it can't wash away his sins"

"Cosby/Fogle for President! Americans can forget the last 8 years happened and feel like kids again."

"How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog? With relish."

"I am getting around to writing my essay on herbs for my botany class... It's about thyme"

"*84th flr* CW: You look sad, can I cheer you up? M: Heard Van Halen's ""Jump""? CW: Sure! Me: Jump out that window and sing it on the way down"

"What do phone books and women have in common? They both couldn't vote before 1920"

"dave is coming to play poker ""dave from college or dave who walks like he's in a video game?"" [dave takes 3 tries to walk through open door]"

"Last year, Taylor Swift went on a world tour called TS 1989 That must've been an awkward stop in Beijing"