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Joke of the Day

"Weird; People in my office have started naming the food in the company fridge. Today I ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin."

"I almost got raped in jail one time. I tell you, my family takes Monopoly way too seriously."

"A physics student asked her professor to describe what happened right before the Big Bang... ....but the professor couldn't, because there was no time."

"I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is... He responded with June, July, and August"

"Two homosexuals are bored... "" Let's play a game, if you win I'll play the girl's role. -OK -What has four legs and goes meow? -A crocodile. -You won !"""

"What do older women wear? Depends"

"I've invented a golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4 inches. They work brilliantly, just don't carry them in your back pocket."

"What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party? Shot in the head in Dallas."

"What happens when the fog clears in California? UCLA"

"Yet another day I failed to wake up as a giant cockroach"