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Joke of the Day

"Mario Bros. Plumbing (69 Reviews) Hired them to clear my drain, stomped my turtle to death and ran off with my girlfri.... (Read More)"

"Imagine dressing up as Hitler for Halloween in Israel."

"Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?"

"I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust."

"hello test *hello* * info * info2 * info3 balh blah"

"Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot"

"I'm no scientist but you're an idiot."

"How do I explain to this 5yo why it is of paramount importance to use the word kitty instead of pussy in his Mother's day card?"

"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when it gets a little too hot... A firetruck... .. You dirty person you... :-)"