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Joke of the Day

"Why do GPSes work really well in Washington state? There are lots of Seattleites there!"

"Why did 10 die? He was caught in the middle of 9/11."

"The heart wants what it wants, y'know? On an unrelated topic, I'm not allowed in Petco anymore."

"I was trying to think up some squirrel puns. But, they were all too nutty."

"I showed up at Disney headquarters uninvited I said I was there for a Rogue One cameo That's how I learned the security guards have Tasers"

"What's the difference between Hitler and cops? Come on, he wasn't that bad."

"Letting the grocery bagger bring my groceries out sounds nice but I can't handle trying to remember where I parked in front of a stranger."

"Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if you name was ""MMMMMMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH."""

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his bottom."

"What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim."