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Joke of the Day
"Rape isn't funny.. Especially if you're being raped by Dane Cook. Than its totally not funny."
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"Two Congressmen are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, ""Pass the soap."" The second one says, ""No SOPA, radio!"""
"What's the healthiest cuisine? Vitaminese food."
"Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight."
"An old man was sitting there trying to dook 1 out... His dooker was all empty, void of a duke. As he, sat there and peed, shat free, he re,alized, that he, was, ""squeezin for no reason"""
"What gave the blonde a stomach ache? Nivea milk."
"What do you call a man-eating tiger? A tiger."
"cashier: whoa 58 boxes of Mac and Cheese, having a party tonight? me: Cashier: me: Cashier: me: sure"
"(first date) Me: *hyperventilating* Him: Don't be nervous. Take a deep breath. Me: Can't. I'm wearing three pairs of Spanx."
"A gaggle of geese, a brood of hens, what do you call a group of turkeys? A corporation."