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Joke of the Day

"Don't judge Charlie Sheen until you've snorted a mile in his coke."

"Where do gay fish live Aqueeriums"

"Not all astrophysicists are bad. I'm sure at least one of them's a really Feynman."

"I like my women like I like my coffee, I can't afford coffee"

"When I was a kid, my family was very poor... I remember my dad was cutting Onion and our whole family was crying. Poor Onion. He was such a good dog..."

"Why are black people so tall? Because their kneegrows"

"I have a really annoying joke but first you will need to take a deep breath and blink hard... Ha, now you are conscious of your breathing and blinking."

"100 years ago, 20 white men chasing a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan. Now it's called the F1."

"What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand? A leprachaun's undivided attention."

"A feminist once asked me ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""