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Joke of the Day
"Don't judge Charlie Sheen until you've snorted a mile in his coke."
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"Me: That tree is impeckable ""Don't you mean impeccable?"" *cut to woodpecker with a broken beak* Me: No. Also how did you pick up on that?"
"Whay does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
"I didn't know you could get paid for donating sperm. When I think of all the money I've let slip through my fingers..."
"What is the difference between Trump's tie and a horse's tail? The horse's tail covers the whole asshole"
"Most people know why 6 was afraid of 7 (because 7 ate 9)....but why was 5 afraid of 7? Because six, seven ate."
"What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle? I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru."
"Two translators are on a sinking ship... The first says: ""Do you know how to swim?"" The second says: ""No but I can shout for help in 19 different languages"""
"Hilter was weird You would think a pig would like people who don't eat pork."
"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing in her backyard? Neither did she."