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Joke of the Day

"I was wondering why it gets bright even before I see the sun rise in the morning. Then it dawned on me."

"If you're home alone and hear a fart do you laugh or get scared"

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard. Edit 1: Why was my title and username changed?"

"What's the difference between a bug and an insect? Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot."

"Shortest joke in the world An Irishman walks out of a bar. ...could happen."

"Just saw a homeless guy yelling at his shadow. You know what that means right? SIX MORE WEEKS OF RECESSION!"

"Wat do you call the entrance to a whore house? A Hodor"

"A man goes up to an indian woman... he says ""you must be ladesh?"" she goes ""what do you mean?"" ""well this summer, im goin to Bangladesh"""

"My lovelife is like a ferrari. I can't afford it."

"Sometimes I worry that pizza isn't a real sport"