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"Don't walk through a field of mushrooms It's quite a tripping hazard."
"What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name You didn't hold the pillow down long enough."
"I tried to learn how to play the drums. but i'm just a beat off."
"What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke"
"What do terrorists and the American government have in common? They both blow up people who don't agree with them."
"People are always asking me why I named my pet newt 'Tiny' It's because he's my newt. ^minute ^^means ^^^small"
"What do you call a Mexican with bullet wounds? Spicoli"
"Michael Jackson was just so innocent and childlike... After a show he'd go home and just blow bubbles..."
"What is Batman's favourite hair product? Conditioner Gordon."