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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican with bullet wounds? Spicoli"
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"If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine."
"Guy across the road can't get his truck started. Now he's rolled up his sleeves. That's how you start trucks. By rolling up your sleeves."
"TIL that the Beatles had to change the lyrics to Hello Goodbye because it was too ""british"". The original was ""Oi Mate Piss Off"""
"What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees? Unioncorns."
"Knock Knock... Whos there? John. John who? *John begins to weep as he realizes his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to a level where she no longer remembers his name.*"
"What's the definition of Embarrassing? Running into a wall with a erection and your nose touches the wall first."
"Which of the Knights of the Round Table actually created the round table? Circumference."
"[my 1st day as spelling bee host] your word is policy ""can you use it in a sentence"" um i think hes an undercover cop, he looks a bit policy"
"What is Jesus's go-to pickup line? Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?"