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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican with bullet wounds? Spicoli"

"If you make fun of your significant other's love of Hunger Games are you.... Mockin'Bae"

"I bet hipster zombies just act like regular people."

"I caught my employee sleeping on my office couch today. I didn't know if I should fire him, or tell him what I did on it last night."

"If you suddenly realize it's 3pm and you've gotten nothing accomplished, it's OK to go back to bed."

"I got thirsty on the ride to the carnival But the punch line was impossible to find."

"I just discovered a subreddit called /r/abs Turns out it wasn't about arabic culture."

"What do you get if you put 5 lesbians and 5 politicians in the same room? 10 people who don't do dick."

"I was laying in bed with a hangover It's awful when your cock's so big it won't stay in the bed. -lee Mack"

"Just thought of this burn Your dick is so small, when you piss it sounds like Wile E. Coyote falling off a cliff."