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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell an anal joke butt fuck it."
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"What's the difference between cancer and a black guy? Cancer can get jobs"
"How does procrastination start? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"What's the Difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? One's $2.50 and the Other's Under a Buck!"
"Does Batman make this look bad? [http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg) I personally think it's funny, but it is pretty fucked up."
"What did Emma Sulkowicz get for her birthday? I don't know but I'll tell you what she didn't get. Raped"
"Saw a coworker washing a banana in the sink and wondering what she did with it."
"I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language... ...entirely out of tattoos."
"Words can't describe how beautiful someone is... But numbers can. 4/10"
"Never marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"