198033

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an engineer and a prostitute? An engineer makes a lot of fucking money, whereas a prostitute could make a lot of money fucking."

"Newt Gingrich suggested there's a ""right way"" to legalize gay marriage. He also reaffirmed that there's no ""wrong way"" to eat a Reese's."

"Yo' daddies house is so old. . . . . . that when you ring the doorbell the toilet flushes. Booyah!"

"Not to brag, but Netflix recommends certain movies just for me."

"Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell him this story."

"In the style of Mitch Hedberg. I don't like fish eggs on my sushi... ...because I'm against abortion"

"What Did The Doctor Say To The Dinosaur? Jur-ass-sick"

"what does Hitler do to detox? a jewce cleanse lol I'm sorry."

"Can you find the the mistake...? Can you find the the mistake 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20?"

"This one got my coworkers The stewardess on my flight asked me what snack I would like. I told her ""The plain chips would be fine. She says ""They are all plane chips, sir."""