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Joke of the Day

"Can you find the the mistake...? Can you find the the mistake 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20?"

"Everyone criticizes the Salem Witch Trials, but we haven't had a witch attack in over 200 years."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Title."

"Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked ""Have you got any invisible ink?"" ""Certainly sir"" said the owner. ""What color?"""

"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. No pun in 10 did."

"A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks, ""Rough day?"". ""parity error"" replies the byte. ""Yeah, you looked a bit off..."""

"kid, we've been tracking your performance on the self checkout... you're the best we've ever seen. we'd like you to become our head cashier"

"A man walks into his therapist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.. so the therapist takes one look at the man and says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"Q: You are traveling into the past, what one thing would you bring back? SEXY. I am so getting an A on this History paper."

"The programmer's wife tells her husband: ""Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. if they have eggs, get a dozen."" The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread."