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Joke of the Day

"Can you find the the mistake...? Can you find the the mistake 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20?"

"UHD TVs are going to be obsoleted next year by the new standard: DBZ It has a a vertical resolution that is over 9000."

"Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America? ""Mmmm. Move Over."""

"Sometimes I make myself feel important by thinking in a British accent."

"What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380."

"My Dyslexic Cat thinks she has "" P "" no. of lives."

"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"

"I went to a vegetarian restaurant I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant the other day and there was this girl who said she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore."

"A guy walks into a bar... It hurt."

"What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine? A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS"