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Joke of the Day

"Not to brag, but Netflix recommends certain movies just for me."

"Did you hear about the crazy chickens that took over a farm? It was a cuckoo coop coup."

"A tachyon leaves a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."

"What do you call a dead blow fish? .. A blew fish."

"How come oysters never donate to charity? They are all shellfish."

"Q: How do you fix a broken chimp? A: With a monkeywrench."

"Remember when only the really cool people were on Twitter? Oh, you weren't here then? Oops, my bad..."

"Which knight of the round table had Diabetes? Sir Lance-a-lot"

"Did you know the person who created Knock Knock jokes won a nobel peace prize?"

"Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out."