179530
Joke of the Day
"Not to brag, but Netflix recommends certain movies just for me."
Next Joke
"Politics now a days.... On my college campus people write ""feel the bern"" everywhere so i decided to give Hilary some love and wrote ""feel the clit"" everywhere! I don't see the problem"
"Whenever a contestant on America's Got Talent was insulted by Piers Morgan, they were judged by a jury of Piers."
"I could defuse a bomb if it sounded like an alarm clock and I was sleeping."
"What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin? They became flatman and ribbon. /u/realhermit has left the building."
"A. 34 Q. How many seconds can I watch a BRILLIANT, ADDICTIVE, SMART television show before checking the internet?"
"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair"
"If someone tries to shoot the President... The Secret Service will have to yell ""Donald duck!"""
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off!"
"Best pick up line ever (video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCw5XThfsI"