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Joke of the Day
"Why did the old lady fall in the well? Because she couldn't see that well"
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"Q: What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill while wearing sunglasses? A: Nothing. He did not recognize them."
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"Never know what to say at funerals. ""Sorry I ran over him"" just feels so hollow."
"You can tell monopoly's an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail"
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"Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony? He was feeling a little horse."
"What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word? TeX-MeX"
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"You hear Charlie sheen is starring on a new show. It's called Two and a half T-cells"