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Joke of the Day

"You know what's stupider than a cow? Two cows."

"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? Because he always burns the franks."

"Ever read Hitler's 2nd book? It was called Mein Bad."

"What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up? Old"

"Did you hear about the blood drive organizer from Portland who died in a car crash? He was an Oregon donor."

"I once met an Italian fellow with feet made entirely out of rubber. His name was Roberto."

"This is the story of a man named Jack. Jack was, well lets just say he was a repairman. One day while repairing the shingles on a rooftop, Jack got stuck. Will you help Jack off?"

"What is today's best punch line? Paul christoforo"

"Nixon had to be photographed at an angle to make him appear upright. One of the drawbacks of him having a list."

"Rule number one of crossfit always talk about crossfit!"