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Joke of the Day

"Every woman wants to be swept off her feet. It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to panic."

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"My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently ""heating your dinner"" wasn't a good answer."
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"What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom? Of chorus."
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"I'm Winston Wolf, I fix problems. So I hear you're having a bad hair day."
"Me: What are your plans for tonight? 13: Think I'll hang out with you and mom. Me: Goddammit...uh I mean that's great."