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Joke of the Day
"How does a carpenter effectively build stairs? He thinks one step ahead"
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"*gets laser eye surgery* ""Thanks doc, so how do I activate them?"" I told you, that's not what *i squint at him real hard but he's right*"
"i forgot to mention those pills i gave you might turn you into a sloth [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] ""ok"""
"What's the longest word in the world? Marriage. Because it's not just a word, it's a fuckin' sentence."
"I fucking hate double standards... If a girl sleeps with a load of different men, she's a slut. But when a guy does it he's a homosexual?"
"Cat Joke just kitten."
"A girl asked me if I was a good cook. ""Does Meth count?"" probably wasn't the answer she wanted."
"Two competing podiatrists opened offices next door to each other... They were arch enemies. Edit: Spelling"
"My maths teacher is like a line that touches a point on a curve He goes on a tangent but he always gets to the point."
"Winning the lottery is a 50/50 chance You either win..... Or you don't"