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Joke of the Day
"Spoiler Alert: In the season finale of Game of Thrones, YOU die."
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"Women go crazy only once a month for 30 days."
"Buzz: hey Neil where do cows come from? Neil: I dunno where Buzz: the moooon haha .. .. *single gunshot* Neil: uh Houston we have a problem"
"Black magic.... It doesn't work."
"Next big terrorist attack I was going to tell a joke about the next horrific terrorist attack, but it's too soon."
"What did one ox say to another ox? A yoke."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? ... to get to the other slide. H/T - my seven year old son."
"Kids are so dumb u think Santa's elves made that PS4 yeah right like Sony would ever let that happen learn basic copyright law u lil shits"
"My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night"
"I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over."