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Joke of the Day
"Spoiler Alert: In the season finale of Game of Thrones, YOU die."
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"Scientists discover that Jupiter's moon, Europa, may be suitable for human habitation. When asked to comment Jupiter stated, ""Oh, hell no."""
"Think about the nicest thing anyone's ever said about you. Not really true, right?"
"A wife tells her husband who works with computers that shes pregnant She later sees him on his computer clicking ctrl z"
"Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because Somalia doesn't have an education system"
"Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!"
"A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby"
"What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment? Storming a castle."
"What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind? let's jack it."
"*bees surround guy* AHHH GET THEM AWAY ""Don't make any sudden movements"" *suddenly the Macarena comes on* Oh no..."