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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Blonde doing a handstand? NSFW A Brunette with bad breath."
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"Local Drowning A hippie drowned at the local beach last night. When asked why the free spirit was unable to be save before his tragic death, a lifeguard commented ""He was too far out, man."""
"What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song? More than a Woman by the BeeGees"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Benjamin. Benjamin Who? Yes, Benjamin Netanya Who."
"5 year old niece to me: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: Let's not rush things, OK?"
"What is a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross-Country"
"Why does Pinocchio lie? Because he is a fucking liar!"
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the bar. Why the bar? To get to the toilet. Why the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out."
"Why i love redheads? Because if roof is rusty it's always wet in basement."
"Did you hear about what happened when the anime studio tried to make a sex-ed video? Kids kept getting confused about why the octopus was showing up."