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Joke of the Day
"What did the hobo say to the prostitute? Hey girl, I'd sleep in that box."
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"You did not have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up"
"Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic, obsessive compulsive butcher? He used to lay in bed at night worrying about why he constantly weighed a steak."
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"Ambulances are the original Transformers because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses"
"The best jokes are the ones you have to explain. It's funny because the best jokes are the ones you *don't* have to explain."
"Two Spanish historians believe that they've discovered the Holy Grail. Indiana Jones found it back in 1989, but they lost track of it."
"My wife just asked me why she came home to find marinara sauce all over our sleeping baby's head. Sorry babe, I'M NOT A DETECTIVE."
"This is a long one but here goes... Knock Knock"