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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?"
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"Poor People Matirx *Neo: There is no spoon.* **BUT IS THERE FOOD?**"
"My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant."
"Euphemism? I 'ardly know 'im!"
"Donald Trump is such a good salesman he could sell ice to the Eskimos. Which will come in handy considering his policies on global warming."
"What actor do horses like the most? Matthew McConaug-hay"
"Alternate Lyrics: I kissed a Trans and I liked it. The taste of her hairy lap stick."
"I am dressed in all grey and a man also dressed in all grey just stared at me and for a second I got very nervous that he thought I was him"
"Jesus walked on water, babies are 75% water, I walked on babies, therefore, I am... In jail. I am in jail."
"Glad the NBA lockout is over. That was like the worst thing that happened to black people, ever."