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Joke of the Day
"You cannot taste me, until you undress me. - Banana, 2017"
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"The square was killed 10 minutes ago... The killer must be a-round"
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I am schizophrenic. I am too."
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"A Joke What do you call a promiscious asian lady? A yellow taxi."
"Mom: If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Me:If all parents used that same metaphor would you use it too? #slapped"