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Joke of the Day

"What does a little sister ride? A Nissan."

"If I were a male porn star My name would be Jesus and right before each money shot I would say, ""Get on your knees and close your eyes. Jesus is coming soon."""

"*wears an ""Only God Can Judge Me"" t-shirt to court*"

"Buying a new car and online dating are sort of the same thing... You're looking for the youngest model with the least amount of miles on it."

"My new house has special needs It has a re-tarred driveway."

"I would like to have submitted that joke about UDP here but I don't think you would get it."

"What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!"

"A red and blue ship collided in the Mediterranean today. The survivors are marooned."

"Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair? Because Sean Combs."

"What happened to the Milkman? He drank all the milk.... makes sense no? logically, yes!"