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Joke of the Day

"The vast majority of spider couples met on the web."

"yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!"

"Mom said angels are watching over me I'm just afraid they're taking notes to make sure I go to hell."

"Your breath is so nasty.... That people look forward to your farts"

"My friend works at subway... I guess you could say she'll really be rolling in the DOUGH."

"If Barack and Joe were in a buddy cope movie, would it be called ""Abiden By The Law""?"

"Who decided smiling would be the default expression for pictures?"

"I stole a stripper's kid. It was like taking baby from a Candi."

"If you don't react when the Dr. hits your knee with the mallet, the Hippocratic Oath says he has to kill you with a shotgun right then."

"My circumcision left me quite sore. I couldn't walk for two whole years!"