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Joke of the Day
"I would like to make a pun about philosophy,... ...but I Kant."
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"""I've found that I'd scream the exact same way If a piece of seaweed touches my leg or if a shark were trying to bite me."" - Kevin James"
"I got diarrhea while camping last weekend. Shit was in tents."
"What made Gandalf spend most of his time in the Shire at brothels? Love of the Halflings' queef."
"What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream? The cream"
"I sexually identify as a pansexual And I have a fetish for cast-iron"
"Can't make an important life decision so I'm gonna try and find a wise old black man to impart some wisdom like they do in movies."
"Horrible funny joke What do you call an alligator in a vest....? An Invest-agator"
"Santa is a smart guy. Visits people only once a year."
"I just completed a jigsaw of a penis in under five minutes. I expected it to be harder."