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Joke of the Day
"""I'd tap that."" - Morse code operatives flirting."
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"How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia? Wannabee Wahhabi."
"In our football match today the opposition hit the bar three times in the first half. I know we're not very good but they could have at least waited until the end to celebrate."
"Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!"
"It's OK to pet him. Buffalo are gentle creatures."
"The less you give a damn, the happier you will be."
"what do martial artists eat? kung food edit: the people making additional jokes are my heroes"
"They say money can't buy happiness But it can buy a boat and invite happiness over for the weekend."
"Breaking: Microsoft announces the Monkees catalog now available on Zune."
"I put a life-size alien doll in my passenger seat for halloween and I've caught myself talking to it 3 times"