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Joke of the Day

"Art of falling apart I know an art dealer who thought Picasso's work was utter rubbish and wouldn't stock it in his gallery. He's laughing on the other side of his face now!"

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"I can move things with my mind. Like, my arms."
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"OPPOSITES IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON. WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PRO-GRESS? CON-GRESS"
"I missed the first day of Fight Club But the second day was really enjoyable, I would recommend it."
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"Most popular Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony? The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl? The girl that eats the last donut."