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Joke of the Day

"Art of falling apart I know an art dealer who thought Picasso's work was utter rubbish and wouldn't stock it in his gallery. He's laughing on the other side of his face now!"

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"A skeleton walks into a bar... And askes for a beer and a mop."
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"I was just awarded a trophy for laziness. All I need now is for someone to accept it on my behalf."
"Joke Request: I would like someone to share an anatomy joke Come on, Humerus"
"If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime what do freedom fighters fight?"
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"[Enters Building] ""Excuse..."" *Voice fades* ""... anyone..."" ""... how to..."" ""... out this..."" ""... ving door?"""