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Joke of the Day
"People with chrons disease Really need to get their shit together."
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"My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, ""All kids smell that way."""
"I was down the gym this morning, when I noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to get my finger in... ...Anyway, she's now made a formal complaint and I'm barred for life."
"I met Josh Pec the other day... I met Josh Pec the other day, he's such a boob."
"Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?"
"Been throwing up gang signs all morning. Must've eaten some expired gang signs"
"*talking into the phone, loudly enough that I know those ladies can hear me* WHATS THAT? MY SPACESHIP IS READY? GREAT, THANKS BARACK. OBAMA."
"The dyslexic, agnostic Insomniac. He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog."
"Star Wars newest Droid..... How does the newest round Star Wars droid relieve his sexual tension? He master-BB8's"
"""Super Mario, come quick! Bowser kidnapped the princess!"" -That fucking coward! I'll kill him! Which way did he go? -He went to the left. -**Goddammit!!!**"